Stupid Invaders

By Jen

This walkthrough contains only the steps necessary to complete the game. There's lots more to see and do than what's listed here, so be sure to try everything. Also, there is a lot of dying—I recommend saving frequently and experiencing all of the deaths.

Many of the "rooms" have more than one screen. This walkthrough does not give details of which screen in which room items may be found; suffice it to say if you don't see something on one screen, try a different one.

Chapter 1—Bud

Escape from the Toilet

Take the plunger next to the toilet. Take the blue roll of toilet paper. Take the roll of G.I. Asswipe toilet paper. Take the Drain Eugh next to the blue toilet paper. In your inventory, combine the G.I. Asswipe with the plunger. Use this contraption on the window, then use Gorgious's Toilet Paper.

Save Santa Claus

You are on the roof. Look at the chimney to discover Santa. Then talk to Santa. Use the Drain Eugh on the chimney. Then go down the chimney your ownself.

Basement

Take the sulfuric acid. Take the claw and the funnel. Use the claw on the coffin. Use the funnel on the zombie, then use the sulfuric acid on the funnel. You now have the key. Go back to the wine cellar then click on the stairs, then the ladder. Use the key on the lock.

Cellar

Take the mousetrap. Lay the mousetrap at the bottom of the stairs, then go back and push the red button. Go upstairs.

Ground Floor

Use the door at the back of the hall, then go straight across into the kitchen. Open the drawer under the green urn on the counter and take the lighter.

Leave the kitchen, then go through the wood door at the back of the screen to go to the garage. Take a rocket from the box.

Go back to the corridor, then down to the bottom left of the screen. Enter the door on the left side of the hall. Use the rocket on the fireplace, then use the lighter on the rocket.

Second Floor

Leave the garage and go back down the corridor to the stairs. Go upstairs. Go to the right, then click on the door to the right. Open the washing machine and take the key that's inside.

Go back out to the upstairs hall, then to the left. Enter the door on the left. Take the pantyhose from Candy's wardrobe. Use the key that you got from the washing machine on the pink drawer and take the hair dryer.

The Attic

Leave Candy's room, then go up the (unseen) stairs across the hall from his door. Go "to the attic," then through the blue door. Take the extension cord.

Go back out to the room with the shower next to the bed, then to the left of the shower is a wood door. Go in. There is an extremely dark place with a pixel-hunt to find a switch. When you find the switch, use it. Use the chest a couple of times, then get the crank from the shelf. Go to the window and use the crank on the hole. Jump outside.

On the Roof

Take the plank and use it on the cornice. Then use the plank to cross and go up the ladder. Jump in the chimney.

The Rescue

Use the pantyhose on the cupboard. Then go back the way you came immediately or you will die. Go all the way back to the ground floor, through the kitchen, to the outside. Pick up the end of the pantyhose. Use the lawnmower. Go back upstairs and to the room where your fellow aliens are frozen solid. (This time you can use the door near the fishbowl.) Use the extension cord on the socket, then use the blow dryer on the extension cord.

Chapter 2—Etno

Talk to the computer. You have to choose your conversation carefully; it will be game over if you make the computer think you're not taking it with you. My choices were as follows:

I need you to open safe…
Asking politely…
There are times…
Lovely day for a game of cricket…
Okay, it's true…
But of course…
But of course…
I'm going to make two trips…

Use the suitcase. Take battery. Use the battery on the socket next to the obsolete machine. Use the charged battery on the SMTV. Go into safe and take encyclopedia.

Chapter 3—The Dung Factory

Gorgious

Look at chicks, then pick one up. Follow the path until you reach the factory. Choose "go this way," not left or right. Try opening the sewer a couple of times. When Chicken Zilla arrives, look at it, then talk to it (change your cursor action by right-clicking). Go into sewer.

Candy

Follow pipe. Use door twice.

Gorgious

Follow pipe, climb ladder. Use elevator/push switch. Follow path until you arrive at the cow platform.

Go to the left and use the elevator. Use footbridge; go to next room. Use stairs. Take the ladle and use it a couple of times on the big pot, then take the big pot. Go to the next room and use the big pot on the dung hammer. Use the dung hammer on the hen.

Go back to the cow platform, then go up using the platform/switch across from the door to the "dung center." Go up the spiral stairs, then to the right, then use the dung hammer on the welder. Take the gas canister. Go back down, then use the other door to the right of the screen with the spiral stairs. Use the gas canister on the pink dog. Take the kennel. Use the chain-link door.

Take the skateboard, then go to the right and use the kennel on the front of chest, then use the kennel. Take the winch. Return to the cow platform.

Go to the right and use the winch on the middle cow. Use the winch twice. Use the skateboard on the cow. Use the cow, then use the elevator.

Keep pushing the cow until you get to the door, then open the door and push the cow one more time. Use the hook. Use the lever.

Candy

Take the inflatable cushion. Go to the bathroom. Take the razor blade from the drawer and take the body oil from the tub. Use the body oil on the exit door hinge. Go to the left. Use the inflatable cushion "on the ground." Use the cushion, then use the razor blade on the cushion.

Open the door. Take the vacuum. Go to the next room. Use the diving suit. Click on the yellow submarine twice. Take the fugu fish. Go back out of the aquarium, then go to the right to enter the kitchen.

Use the fugu fish on the fish pile. Take the bucket. Push the button and enter the cabin. Look at the control panel and push button number 2.

Follow the path until you get to the "huge door," then use the huge door. Push the button. Go back and go under the iron curtain that you passed earlier. Go toward the top of the screen and get the chili. Go back, go down to door, and use elevator.

Go to the left. Pull the lever near the redneck working on the tractor. Go to the doors and use the iron bar. Use the doors.

Go back to the kitchen. Use the cupboard, then use the vacuum hose on the "gaz" cylinder. Then use the gaz cylinder itself to turn it on. Use the chili on the gaz stove. Take the chili.

Go back through the swinging doors, then all the way back to the yellow door near the elevator. Use the bucket on the cow.

Chapter 4—Escape!

Stereo

Go down toward bottom of screen, then go out. Follow path, then go out access 1. Use access 3, then use access 5. Press 1 in the elevator. Exit corridor, then go to the gas room. Take the green gas tank and use it on the nozzle with the smile underneath it. Exit the gas room and go to the dissecting room.

Go to the end of the cornice. Use the iron curtain. Use the cylinder on the nozzle inside. Use the elevator on the other side of the platform.

Take Igor's foot (twice), then take Igor to get his card. Go back and exit.

Return to the elevator with the three buttons, call the elevator, and this time press 3. Use the platform. Use the foot on the footchecker. Access chamber.

Candy

Talk to giant fly until it flies you out. Go down, then upstairs, then go "here" then "this way," then use the female robot.

Gorgious

Take alien guts, alien skull, small alien bone. Combine small alien bone with guts. Use the alien skull in the radioactive gutter. Make your way along the ledge.

Use the alien guts/bone combination on the small bars. Take the wooden wedge. Climb. Take the wooden wedge again (you can't see this one because Gorgious is in the way). Use the skull on the small bars. Climb.

Use the ladder. Take the iron hook. Go back. Use hook on gas pipe, then use hook on iron door.

Take the small hammer, then use it on the fire ax. Try to exit, but the exit is blocked by evil furniture. Use the fire ax on the stool.

Use the three switches, then exit.

Use the switch. Exit.

Candy

Use the couch. Exit the house. Give the money to the big fly. Use the footbridge. Use teleport pods 1, 3, 8, 21.

Stereo

Go back out through the access door and return to elevator; return to level 2 and make your way back to the jail area. Use Igor's card on the electronic lock next to the space brick, then take the space brick. Go back to level 3 and return to the control room. Make your way to the circle on the floor and stand on it. Go to the right and use the foot switch. Then use the space brick on the red switch. Go back down and through the secret door.

Now you have to play a game of Simon. I'm not sure if the order is randomized, but you have plenty of time to write down the moves. The order of moves in my game was R B B Y G B Y B Y B. Successfully completing the Simon game opens the other door through the control room. Go through that door and use the desk to sit in Dr. Sakarine's chair.

Bud

Use the giant toilet. Go right. Enter maze. Click here for a series of pictures showing how to solve the maze (follow the pointing finger).

You meet a snail when you get out of the maze. He is super slow. Either you can wait forever for him to complete the maze in his own time or just hit escape to skip that part.

Use the hole. Use the green alien. Talk to robot until he accepts your offer to massage his feet. Go behind the big fan, then use the robot. Go to the right then toward the big mountain. Use the ear trumpet.

Etno

Use the spring. Use the teleport pod. Use the big moving platform, then follow the path (pretty much only one way to go) all the way up to the top. Use the rat and go all the way back down. Use the small platform. Push the green button. Push the switch under the blue E and enter the sieve.

Stereo

Go to the next room.

Bud

Go down, then right, then east, south, south. Use the rock, then take the skull. Go left, then north, north, west, west, west, west, west, and use the hose pipe. Go north, east, east, east, right, then back to the big rock. Go right, east, north, west, then toward the hole. Use the hose on the pipe, then use the skull on the hose, then use the hose.

Use the moving sidewalk behind the dome. Go toward bottom of screen, then to the "next room" on the left. Use the control pad.

Candy

Go downstairs, go downstairs, jump downstairs, use elevator, go to the right, use the barrel. Use the pipe. Go back to the rocket. Use the handwheel. Climb upstairs. Pull the red lever. Use the ladder. Push the ignition switch.

The End